alex, zayn malik enthusiast, absolute loser
so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just
u kno jayz knees hurtin u kno he not supposed to be in irregular positions at his advanced age
"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history
when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe